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The Big Tin

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Joined: Mar 2003
Posts: 5
Location: TheVats/Larder

The Big Tin: !!! FREE HOMEPAGES !!! Packed Like Sardines !!! (read this)

Posted Sun Oct 19, 2003 3:12 am #1

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Gill

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Joined: Sep 2002
Posts: 5
Location: SardineTinSea/Beach

Gill: Re: !!! FREE HOMEPAGES !!! Packed Like Sardines !!! (read this)

Posted Sun Oct 19, 2003 8:05 am #2

Love, this is the sea forum, and the sea has got one shop in it already, which is mine, and I don't need a tin from the Larder telling my customers they're short of air when they've a whole ocean of oil to stand on - two buttons for a cup of tea and you can breathe all you like.

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The Big Tin

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Posts: 5
Location: TheVats/Larder

The Big Tin: Re: !!! FREE HOMEPAGES !!! Packed Like Sardines !!! (read this)

Posted Sun Oct 19, 2003 8:40 am #3

Gill wrote:
the sea has got one shop in it already

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Safety Officer Pinch

Safety officer (reformed)

Joined: Apr 2003
Posts: 1
Location: SardineTinSea/Beach

Safety Officer Pinch: Re: !!! FREE HOMEPAGES !!! Packed Like Sardines !!! (read this)

Posted Sun Oct 19, 2003 9:30 am #4

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Lumen

Keeper of the lightModerator

Joined: Apr 2002
Posts: 5
Location: SardineTinSea/Lighthouse

Lumen: Re: !!! FREE HOMEPAGES !!! Packed Like Sardines !!! (read this)

Posted Sun Oct 19, 2003 10:00 am #5

Sailors: this thread is closed at 10:00. Small ads go on the shop's noticeboard, where Gill keeps them in order; the sea forum is for the sea.

The Big Tin is welcome to post about the Larder, which is a fine and crowded place, in the vats forum.

Lumen, keeper. The torch is on. If it isn’t, write.

Lumen's Lighthouse (homepage on GeoCities)

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