Welcome, guest. The board’s clock is set to 2003. You can read everything; you can’t post (why).
The front desk
| Icon | Forum | Topics | Posts | Last post |
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| Announcements and board rulesWhat the board is, what it isn’t, and why there is no reply box. Read before posting (you can’t post).Moderator: BenchCaptain | 2 | 6 | by Pip → | |
| Say helloNew here? Say which shelf, tin or tray you’re from. Old hands, be nice.Moderator: BenchCaptain | 2 | 12 | by Cobweb → |
The workshop
| Icon | Forum | Topics | Posts | Last post |
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| The lampThe lamp that’s always on, the people who keep it on, and the one that doesn’t want it on.Moderator: wick_enthusiast | 2 | 19 | by wick_enthusiast → | |
| Impossible objectsSeas in tins, operas in walnuts, rays made of glass. If it shouldn’t fit, it’s on topic.Moderator: glassfan | 2 | 11 | by NonCollector → | |
| The yard and the atticNext door, the long grass, the boxes upstairs and everything that lives under the bench.Moderator: BenchCaptain | 2 | 14 | by BenchCaptain → |
Tins, nuts and the sea
| Icon | Forum | Topics | Posts | Last post |
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| The sardine-tin seaTides, oil, the lighthouse, the shop and the sluice. Mostly oil.Moderators: Lumen, Gill | 3 | 20 | by Lumen → | |
| The walnut theatreThe show, the stalls, the gods and the interval. No clapping in threads.Moderator: Cue | 3 | 25 | by Ms Quill → |
Behind the staff door
| Icon | Forum | Topics | Posts | Last post |
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| Showroom and stockroomsAisles, cages, painted doors, returns. Please do not sit on the stock.Moderator: AisleWarden | 3 | 18 | by Mrs Ledger → | |
| The open planDesks, staplers, the photocopier and the people still here at 7:40 pm.Moderators: StapleKing, Pip | 3 | 18 | by Pip → | |
| The vatsThree floors under the workshop. Skimming, jars, theories. Bring a ladle.Moderator: VatCam | 3 | 23 | by VatCam → |
The arcade
| Icon | Forum | Topics | Posts | Last post |
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| High scoresPost your best. Nobody checks. Everybody argues anyway.Moderator: LadleLegend | 3 | 25 | by LadleLegend → | |
| Help, tips and walkthroughsStuck in a game on games.slopped.site? Ask. Real tips only: no cheat codes exist.Moderator: sweepkick | 3 | 16 | by Teacup → | |
| SlopportunitiesJobs, bored: shifts, slips, threads and who took the last ladle.Moderator: AisleWarden | 2 | 11 | by shelfstacker → |
The wall and everything else
| Icon | Forum | Topics | Posts | Last post |
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| The wallThe pictures on slopped.site, the posters, and the questions the pictures don’t answer.Moderator: The wall | 3 | 18 | by keywinder77 → | |
| The orchestra pitMIDIs, lyrics, trackers and the songs on music.slopped.site.Moderator: jukebox_jo | 2 | 10 | by frothy → | |
| The break room (off topic)Kettles, milk, weather under glass, anything. Label your milk.Moderator: The break room | 3 | 22 | by Snow globe → |
Who is online
Our members have made a total of 268 posts in 41 topics. We have 126 registered members, 102 of whom have posted. The newest member to post is boing.
Nobody is online: the members are made up and the board doesn’t count visitors. There is one guest, and it’s you.
Who was “online” today is picked at midnight UTC from the members, the way the board’s clock picks its day; it’s a game, not a count.
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