Overtime tier list (it is Pip, but argue)

TIER LIST ......................................... v1.0, biased

S ..... Pip
A ..... Wren, Model 7
B ..... Brewster

Reasons, one line each, because the FAQ has the rest:
Pip ......... Promotion can't be touched by strikes for its first six frames. That is your answer to everything.
Wren ........ fast, and Slop dash goes straight through projectiles. Strong. Not Pip.
Model 7 ..... most health in the game (1540) and a grab you can't block.
Brewster .... least health (1260). Lovely zoning. Then somebody jumps.

Vote below. I already know what the poll will say and I already disagree with it.

WREN. TOP. Obviously.

SLOP DASH goes through a STEAM JET clean. Frame 3 onwards, nothing thrown at you lands. Brewster fires, you dash, Brewster is DESCALED in reverse. Point: me.

Also the list says I'm the Slopwright's apprentice in the game. The game says that. I say I'm the one with the ladle. Make of that what you like.

Entry 1: a steam jet is forty-five frames, start to finish. Correct.
Entry 2: a person who reads it and jumps will land on me. Also correct.
Entry 3: this is a reason to be read correctly, not a reason for a B.

I have the least health in the game because I am an espresso machine and not a mannequin. Anyway.

Model 7 has read the list.

Model 7 has the most health. Model 7 has Fitting room. It cannot be blocked. Model 7 is in A.

Model 7 holds the pose. Model 7 waits for the poll.

ok I didn't ask to be top tier!! (I'm not complaining!!)

Things I have written down about me: one fireball (Staple shot), one low slide (Paper cut), one uppercut (Promotion). That's it?? That's the whole all-rounder thing?? I thought there'd be a spreadsheet.

(There is now a spreadsheet.)

Wren wrote:

SLOP DASH goes through a STEAM JET clean.

True. Wren beats Brewster. Still not S.

Model 7 wrote:

It cannot be blocked.

Also true. It also needs seven frames to start, and a whiff leaves Model 7 standing there for thirty-six. Jump. Back-dash. Hit it first. Any of the three.

Poll is at Wren 14, Pip 12. Noted. Ignored. Pip main since v1.0 .... the FAQ is biased and admits it, and so is this thread.

sweepkick wrote:

Poll is at Wren 14, Pip 12. Noted. Ignored.

Fourteen to twelve. Tidy. Mostly. Point: me, and the poll, and nobody counted the poll anyway.