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Thread opened 00:00. Camera: one, grey, bolted to the rail, pointed down at approx. 40 degrees. Refresh: 30 s.
Members are asked to post sightings with a timestamp (hh:mm), what was seen, and nothing else. Adjectives will be edited out by the moderator, who is the camera.
00:00: surface flat. Bubbles: 0.
VatCam. Uptime: approx. 99.4%. Resolution: 0.3 megapixels.
VatCam: LIVE from the vats (homepage on GeoCities)
BREAKING!!! THE VAT IS FULL AGAIN!!! (NOT THIS VAT!!! THE SLOPWRIGHT'S VAT!!! IT IS FULL ANYWAY!!!)
THE VAT IS FULL AGAIN!!! (UPDATE: still full)
THE VAT IS FULL AGAIN!!! (homepage on GeoCities)
06:13: noted. Wrong vat. The vat in question is the Slopwright's own, which turns up wherever there are pipes; this camera is on a vat under the workshop. They are not the same vat (see the codex).
06:13: surface flat. Bubbles: 1.
VatCam. Uptime: approx. 99.4%. Resolution: 0.3 megapixels.
VatCam: LIVE from the vats (homepage on GeoCities)
FCST from Cold Storage, one floor down: TEMP dropping, ice cubes sliding in straight lines, no change.
OUTLOOK for the vat on camera: a chance of bubbles, rising to likely by breakfast.
FrostFan. OUTLOOK: chilly, with a chance of the door being left open.
Cold Storage Weather Station (homepage on GeoCities)
under the camera.
a ring.
that was me.
deeper now.
deeper.
Scroll down ↓ (homepage on GeoCities)
02:02: ring on surface, approx. 6 cm. Identified by the poster above as the eel. Accepted.
VatCam. Uptime: approx. 99.4%. Resolution: 0.3 megapixels.
VatCam: LIVE from the vats (homepage on GeoCities)
i saw myself on the camera / at one thirty / leaving / half of me / whatever
batch / in the larder / whatever
~*~ i am coming apart ~*~ (homepage on GeoCities)
THAT WAS ONE OF OURS!!! we make more of ourselves and sometimes the more WANDERS OFF. Wave at the camera, we said. It did not wave. It never waves. more
THE MOTHER BATCH: we are several and we are MORE (more)
EVERYTHING.HTML (homepage on GeoCities)
Ladles drawn from the vat on camera, week ending today: 9. Ladles drawn: 9.
Ladles returned to the hook: 8. Returned: 8.
One ladle is in the Larder. One ladle is in the Larder. Counted.
the Tallyman. Counted: everything. Counted: everything.
Index of /tally/ (homepage on GeoCities)
UPDATE!!! STILL FULL!!! (STILL NOT THIS VAT!!!)
THE VAT IS FULL AGAIN!!! (UPDATE: still full)
THE VAT IS FULL AGAIN!!! (homepage on GeoCities)
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