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Where IS the stockroom? (survey, poll, please read before posting a map)

Poll: How many stockrooms are there?

How many stockrooms are there?
Votes so far
11 (28%)
17 (43%)
8 (20%)
4 (10%)

Total votes: 40. Opened by shelfstacker; the editor asked for it to be closed and was overruled by the poll.

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shelfstacker

Fixture

Joined
Aug 2003
Posts
6
Location
StockroomStacks/Aisle9000

shelfstacker: Where IS the stockroom? (survey, poll, please read before posting a map)

OK so I have been keeping a list (of course I have) of every place that calls itself the stockroom and I think it is getting out of hand, in a good way!!

  • Always On: behind the showroom's staff door, orange shelving, the returns desk, a cage at the back (10/10)
  • Backrooms: the level after the showroom, racking and strip lights (9/10, a bit long)
  • Benchwork: the first floor of the workshop, with the inbox at the top (8/10, too many staplers) (I think)
  • Skim: its own one, where your scrapings buy shelves (7/10, never been)

That is four, and I have only counted the ones I have stood in. Are they the same room, and I keep coming in by different doors? I put up a poll. Please vote before you post a map, because AisleWarden has asked nicely about the maps.

shelfstacker: aisle 9,000 is my favourite aisle (10/10) (I think) (no, definitely)

AISLE 9,000 Fan Page (homepage on GeoCities)

CageSurvey

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Joined
Jan 2003
Posts
1
Location
StockroomStacks/Cage

CageSurvey: Re: Where IS the stockroom? (survey, poll, please read before posting a map)

obs. 1: every stockroom so far has a cage at the back; n = 4, conf. 4.
obs. 2: no two stockrooms so far share a floor plan; n = 4, conf. 4.
obs. 3: all four share a name; n = 4.

the survey takes no position on whether they are one room. the survey notes that a room which is four floor plans is either four rooms or a very poor room.

cage survey. obs. ongoing; n = every stockroom so far.

There's Always A Cage At The Back: A Survey (homepage on GeoCities)

NoClipNancy

New on the bench

Joined
Mar 2003
Posts
2
Location
ThePoolrooms/Level0

NoClipNancy: Re: Where IS the stockroom? (survey, poll, please read before posting a map)

IMPORTANT: speaking as somebody who has walked out of the showroom the long way, pls do not treat the Backrooms stockroom as the same one you get to in Always On. IMO they are not.

In Always On you go through one staff door and you are there. In Backrooms you go through the whole showroom first, no end to it, and THEN the racking. Same name on the sign, different trip. If they were one room I would have bumped into Mrs Ledger by now, and I have been to level 9.

NoClipNancy. Survival guide v3.1. I have been to level 9. It looked like level 0, but darker.

BACKROOMS SURVIVAL GUIDE (showroom edition) (homepage on GeoCities)

doorspotter

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Joined
Nov 2002
Posts
2
Location
ThePoolrooms/Basement

doorspotter: Re: Where IS the stockroom? (survey, poll, please read before posting a map)

i went and looked at the staff door again, the one off the showroom floor, the one that actually opens, which is the only one of its kind on my list of twenty-three, and i stood in front of it for a long while, and i think the showroom at least is one place, because every way in arrives at the same pale floor and the same sofas, however long the walk,

the stockrooms are another matter; i cannot tell you how many, only that the door i knocked on was answered by shelving, and the door i knocked on in my sleep was answered by different shelving.

doorspotter. painted doors catalogued: 23. opened: 0.

NOT A DOOR: Painted Doors of the Showroom (homepage on GeoCities)

Mrs Ledger

Regular

Joined
Oct 2002
Posts
3
Location
StockroomStacks/Returns

Mrs Ledger: Re: Where IS the stockroom? (survey, poll, please read before posting a map)

I can speak only for the one with the returns desk in it; I looked for that desk for eleven years, so I have walked more of that stockroom than anyone should, and I have never once come out somewhere else.

If the others are the same room, then the returns desk is in all of them, and I would have found it sooner; I did not find it sooner. I conclude there is more than one, and that only one of them was hiding my desk.

Mrs L.

Mrs L. Year twelve.

Mrs Ledger's Returns Desk Search (Year Eleven) (homepage on GeoCities)

AisleWarden

Moderator (volunteer)Moderator

Joined
Oct 2002
Posts
4
Location
StockroomStacks/Aisle9000

AisleWarden: Re: Where IS the stockroom? (survey, poll, please read before posting a map)

Your editor thanks everybody for the restraint shown on the subject of maps, and draws the thread's attention to the codex, pinned above, which has now said its piece: one showroom; several stockrooms that share a name.

Your editor would add only that this is exactly what the Stacks Courier has been printing under the headline STOCK ANSWERS since the spring, and that the Courier is gracious in being right. The poll stays open, because polls on this board don't count, and because shelfstacker made it.

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AisleWarden, your editor at The Stacks Courier. Aisle be seeing you.

THE STACKS COURIER (homepage on GeoCities)

shelfstacker

Fixture

Joined
Aug 2003
Posts
6
Location
StockroomStacks/Aisle9000

shelfstacker: Re: Where IS the stockroom? (survey, poll, please read before posting a map)

AisleWarden wrote:

one showroom; several stockrooms that share a name.

That is SO much better than one, I think!! It means my list is not wrong, it is a list of different rooms. I am giving every one of them its own rating out of ten from now on, and Always On's stays at 10 because of the cage (sorry CageSurvey, I know the survey does not do ratings).

shelfstacker: aisle 9,000 is my favourite aisle (10/10) (I think) (no, definitely)

AISLE 9,000 Fan Page (homepage on GeoCities)

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